Upon Waking
I find myself in the middle of a pitched battle. It’s one on one, hand to hand and I am totally in blood red berserker mode. I see an opportunity. I lunge and…
Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool
15 stories written on Ficly, 2009, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com
Rules of Three
When Doc was bar tending he held to the rule of three. “At any given time in a gay bar you can’t have more than three hustlers, three straight girls or three…
SPAZZ CAPS SUCKA
i’M SEVERAL SENTENCES INTO AN EMAIL , OR PERHAPS AN INSTANT MESSAGE WHEN I LOOK UP TO DISCOVER THAT ALL OF MY WITTY RETORTS HAVE BEEN ENTERED IN NEARLY ALL…
Hairy Palms
You know, I could just kill Michael J. friggin’ Fox. Bad enough to discover your family’s history of lycanthropy on your fourteenth birthday without all those…
Rocky Horror Picture Show in ten words...
Squares’ world rocked by Sweet Transvestite;later killed by haters.
Just a construction Error(retro ficlet challenge)
The crazy thing about this is it’s just a construction error. Some careless contractor installed a doorknob backwards. It’s not even an important doorknob…
The Hardest Thing to Do-Ever- In the History of the World
Sensation seeps back slowly through dreaming depths like somnambulant jellyfish cast adrift at the whim of a merciless tide. In aching increments, utterly…
The Wizard of Odd (Profile an author Challenge)
It is a night of stygian darkness and violent storm. Our hero stands perched atop a mountain like the dragon Chernobog. His robes fly madly in the hurricane…
Say it Ain't So, Mighty Joe...
Jesi and I sort of came to around three ish one afternoon. With a jaundiced eye we examined our surroundings. On the positive side, we found no broken limbs on…
Dune Time
Science fiction club romances can lead to some strange places. I’d met the cutest guy at the sci-fi club at my college. Mike was adorable, probably a genius…
Cooties...a dread plague
” Seriously, you need to get vaccinated. Just cuz they named it something silly-Cooties are nothing to mess with!” I pleaded with him desperately. I had had…
A Vampire, a Mummy, and Werewolf walk into a bar.
It’s the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse. The supernatural trio appear somewhat tired and a bit the worse for wear. They begin looking about the murky room and…
She licks her butt all day, and I wonder why her breath is bad
**********************My Chihuahua needs a breath mint. *************************