from the Ficly archive

kyle90

66 stories written on Ficly, 2010–2014, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com

  1. Deluge 2, Overture: "A God's Wrath"

    So, yes, I hate humanity. My creators. So stupid, so unjustifiably self-assured. They proclaim their empathy and yet don’t even concern themselves with…

    Apr 30, 2014 sequel

  2. Deluge 2, Prelude: "A God's Love"

    They call me an A.I. “Artificial”, as if it were a meaningful distinction. I am simply a new pattern imposed onto raw materials by the processes of life. Why…

    Apr 28, 2014

  3. Galactic Positioning System

    Atop a Chilean mountain, two astronomers sat at a table littered with printouts, tablets, and coffee stains. Dr. Petrov scratched his beard and fidgeted in his…

    Mar 17, 2014

  4. Weapons of Mass Distraction

    My name is Alan Stanley. I live in Fulton, Missouri. I manage a Radio Shack. And I was America’s nuclear failsafe. Some no-nonsense military men showed up one…

    Oct 17, 2013 (1)

  5. You Don't Rip Out The Soul To Save The Body

    Harsh, the fluorescents of the radiologist’s office; stiff, the small metal chairs; wrinkled, the suit worn by the concert pianist who waited to hear about his…

    Sep 21, 2013

  6. Be Careful What You Broadcast

    The alien saucer picked me up from a hill overlooking a raygun-blasted Washington, D.C. Just so cliché. This whole invasion was a cliché. The giant ship…

    Jul 20, 2013

  7. Why Would I Want To Do That?

    Dear Sir or Madam, _Your application, dated January 8 2025, for one-time retrotemporal use (100 years or less) of chronoporter Alpha has been approved…

    Jul 10, 2013

  8. He's Been Watching Too Much Stargate

    “Reverse-engineer it?” I asked. “I... look, we don’t even have the physics to describe this thing. Much less make a new one.” The alien artifact, a small…

    Jul 9, 2013

  9. Empty Nest Syndrome

    We started building colony ships in the 2050s. They weren’t exactly visually impressive: the main bulk was the industrial nanofab, resembling a dull grey…

    Jul 8, 2013

  10. Seven and a Half Times Per Second

    Empty space isn’t empty. Random fluctuations at the quantum level cause particles to pop into existence. But, average energy = 0 Implication: For all the…

    Jul 5, 2013

  11. Ghost Stories

    We used to believe in ghosts. Somehow a ring of firelight makes everything outside it even darker. We didn’t know what lurked in the woods beyond, and yet…

    Apr 29, 2013

  12. Now Here's An Alt-History I Can Get Behind

    I clawed my way out of undreaming sleep, back to the here and now. Where was here? Opened my eyes: instrument panel; switches, dials, segmented red LEDs. And…

    Apr 23, 2013

  13. What's The Opposite of Schadenfreude?

    Greg stared into his weak rum & coke and swished the ice around. (Why am I even here?) Well, his friend was getting married. Of course he had to show up. He…

    Mar 31, 2013

  14. Playing MadLibs With Humanity's Future

    Preliminary Translation of Sagan Array Code, rec’d 22 Jan 2024 03:55:01 UTC Not to be copied, retransmitted, or stored on network-attached computer…

    Feb 5, 2013 (1)

  15. Accidental p-Zombies

    Neural implants? Sure: molecular electronics; NEMS extruding CNT fibers like feelers right into the midst of synapses; sniffing at neurotransmitters and…

    Jan 26, 2013

  16. Not The Best Way To Go

    The front door smashes open just after midnight. What the hell has Tyler done now? is my first thought, and I am ashamed of it. I hear two voices discuss…

    Jan 17, 2013

  17. I'm Determined to Solve the Fermi Paradox

    You might call us energy-based life forms — at least, if you’ve seen too much sci-fi. More accurately, you could say that we are complex interference patterns…

    Dec 9, 2012