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Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

145 stories written on Ficly, 2009–2011, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com

  1. The Quest Begins.

    The first time I met the shaggy headed little hero, he looked like a midget of a midget. Wait.. no.. an adolescent midget midget. He clung to the hand of a…

    Sep 10, 2009 (13)

  2. Twenty minutes Earlier.

    “So when i give you this money, she will think I look like Brad Pitt?” “Better than that I will hypnotize her to think your eyes look like the greatest thing a…

    Sep 2, 2009 sequel (2)

  3. The Horror Underfoot.

    I could have sworn it was Wednesday, but somehow my cell said it was friday. I walked out the back door to the courtyard to get some and air and smoke a…

    Aug 31, 2009 sequel

  4. Stickin To The G Code.

    *Nineteen months later*. “Look white you shouen eben be in dis ep (Ep is jail slang deriving from the word episode) jus tell dem peoples wha ya stashed them…

    Aug 31, 2009 sequel (1)

  5. You Can't Take It With You.

    “I don’t need the whole box, how much for just one bullet?” The lady mumbled without making eye-contact.

    Aug 31, 2009 (4)

  6. Muffy The Toaster Layer

    There once was a lad named muffy Who lusted not for a shot of the pink and puffy It was mechanical steel parts Not a warm loveling heart. That gave our boy a…

    Aug 30, 2009 (4)

  7. The Sacrifice

    I bought a Marlboro Red Soda, took two drags off a cigarette, and headed into the hot-house. They called em hot-houses because when you Jacked in you had no…

    Aug 28, 2009 (10)

  8. A Cold September

    . . . . . . . They were holding hands, when they jumped. _____________________________________________________________________

    Aug 27, 2009 (17)

  9. Colts and Katanas

    The men gathered around the cowboy, and their killing intent lit up the dark Edo night. The cowboy was jabbering on, in some tongue that only lent the…

    Aug 25, 2009 sequel (2)

  10. Six Guns and Swords

    The Ronin watched five samurai surround the cowboy and his mind drifted to the first time he had seen the cow puncher. “Sir the Tokugowa Shogunate will see you…

    Aug 25, 2009 sequel (3)

  11. Check Out Time At The Witching Hour.

    “Get the fuct away from me” I screamed at the scare crow clad in a plaid ‘Joseph suit of many colors’ three piece suit. “I will leave you to your thoughts.” He…

    Aug 25, 2009 sequel (1)

  12. Like a Midget Scorned.

    Bartelyby’s cigar Rolled by the Havanah hands The dwarf gently blew with eyes inflamed, jealousy. Grease paint clown, get behind me.

    Aug 24, 2009

  13. Like a Midget Scorned.

    Bartelyby’s cigar Rolled by the Havanah hands The Dwarf gently blew with eyes inflamed, jealousy. Grease paint clown, get behind me.

    Aug 24, 2009 sequel (3)

  14. Death From Above (Revolution Challenge)

    “Listen!! We have been denied, our basic rights long enough! They rape the land, and our young cannot survive. Well this is our month! We will crush them! We…

    Aug 23, 2009

  15. The King's Audience (Elvis Challenge)

    The angels converged on the sequined Deity, who possessed the sardonic of wit of Walt Whitman and the hair style of fog horn leghorn. In spite of his…

    Aug 21, 2009 (5)

  16. Tears On The Kitchen Knife.

    The balding man gripped the razor sharp knife and and cut into the pale flesh. Tears ran down his jowls. The knife gleamed, with the tears of a man intent, and…

    Aug 21, 2009 (30)