Hope is Cruel
Bill thought he had twelve seconds left. He hoped not. Hope failed.
12 Word Novels Part... 4?
Alright, I'm doing another 12 word novel challenge. I hope it's not too soon for this. But anyway, here are the guidelines: It HAS TO BE 12 WORDS. No more. No less. 12 words. It can't be vulgar. PG-13 please. It has to follow the theme below. Ok. I think that's it. I'm putting this challenge up for a month or so because alot of people tend to like to take their time on these. You can enter more than once if you want to. The theme is, divorce and weddings from hell. Ok, you can begin. <3
Challengers
26 entriesMales' Divorce
Money and time wasted, sex was good, I can face it. Divorce.
Females' Divorce
Parting ways brings such sweet sorrow, but more money for me, tomorrow.
Mama Bear, what's your twenty?
Mother of bride found at an Arkansas truck stop -- wedded to groom.
A Fair Settlement
Sylvia got the house. The kids, too. Like I care. “Oh Anastasia...”
Rule no. 2
I couldn’t help but laugh as the best man’s trousers were floored.
Equal Shares
Half and half- I took the gun, you took the bullets. Equality.
Manic divorce
I didn’t expect her to take ‘till death do us part’ literally.
With this ring I thee wed,
And all your wordly goods you endow... ...’Till death do us part...
Wedding Day
I’m nervous, my hands are shaking. I’m getting married- to the Devil.
Divorce's Transformation
Gentle and loving when we wed, Now we’d prefer each other dead.
The first rule
Like I always say; First rule of weddings: Don’t marry a ^%&*$
Forever Gone
He left me in tears. The dress grayed as my skin wrinkled. ..............
Money, Money
“We can’t split the money when there’s only one of us.” Bang.
Hellfire
Eternal damnation in the flames of Hell- not really the greatest honeymoon.
Downpour
When we were connected, the rain came pouring down. So, we separated.
The Wedding Victim
He approaches. Her screams are shrill. He grabs something. She is still.
My Precious!
By the time they found Mrs Frodo Baggins, she had invaded Gondor.
Wedded Bliss
‘Two wives are better than none,’ the celebrant told the deflowered girl.
Pros and Cons
Till Death do us part? Lawyers’ll charge less for a murder trial.