A Mother’s Suffering Never Ends

“I’m tired of you sitting on your butt all day plugged into virtual reality. I want you to go outside and experience some real reality.”

“Do I have to?”

“Yes you have to. But stay within sight of the habitat.”

“Okay. Where’s my spacesuit?”

“Probably in the airlock where you dumped it last time. You better learn to take better care of it; any repairs it needs will come out of your allowance. Don’t you roll your eyes at me young man.”