Bad Day
The lights came on, buzzing with their electric noise. “Who are you?” said a voice from the distance. “I-I don’t know.” “Who are you?” the voice repeated. “My…
Elevator Love Letter
The elevator door slid open and there she stood, at the top of the stairs--grinning. “I beat you again,” she said. I smiled, showing my brilliantly white…
Perhaps a Bit Too Self-Critical
Being an asshole isn’t always fun. _________________________