Sandra, Bob, and the Melons (June 1)
The two were just about done harvesting the striped rocks when they heard a terrifying screeching noise. Sandra looked up to see three melon-looking things…
In Delirium: Lunchus Interruptus
“HeLLo, mY nAme is SiD/DaVe/FreD/BoB!” “Who the hell said that?” asked Dave. “Not me,” said Bob. “Not me,” said Fred. “Uhh, where am I?” asked a thoroughly…
Out of This World
“Dave, are we in outer space?” “Mmpfmmf,” mumbled Sid through several mouthfuls of hero sandwich. Fred said, “I-I farted.” “Incredible. We escaped the…
Thanks Bob, and Ficly
I appreciate Ficly for helping me discover friends I’d never find otherwise. How I can come here and instantly link up with people that share similar passions…
Bob & Tina's Crave
(Bob) Understand what you must do, You as a women you must love your man. It seems to me you don’t understand. Sex is what married couples do. I’ve waited long…
A letter to Blue.
Hey Blue. Now I know why you are still up at 2.a.m. I know why you are outside watching the stars. I can remember when my first boyfriend made a pass at me in…
SpongeBob DarePants
One day in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob Sandy and Patrick were in Jellyfish fields. They are playing a game.. a game that’s going to change Bikini Bottom forever…
Dear God, from Caveboy Billy 2
Dear God, I heard that Cousin Buddy was eaten by a mama velociraptor the other day. I think I saw her eyeing me yesterday while Sue was over at our cave. You…
Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 2
Dear God, I tried to eat Caveboy Billy like you said. I chased him up against a cliff. He was delicious. Then I saw Caveboy Billy hanging around outside his…