Limerick Cycle 2: Vitamin C vs. the Saucers (3/3)
But then out of the shadows came Relph: He’s the biggest. I soiled myself! As he opened his mouth, I turned tail and ran south-- For to him, I was small like…
Limerick Cycle 2: Vitamin C vs. the Saucers (2/3)
There were twenty-four saucers that landed. They destroyed all the citrons I’d planted. And then portals ripped open As I stood there “nope”in’’; My old point…
Limerick Cycle 2: Vitamin C vs. the Saucers (1/3)
I’m exhausted, friend! I need a rest. Though I failed, I know I did my best. Shall I tell you my tale? It’ll make your face pale, But I’m sure, at least…
Limerick Cycle for "Pretentiouslimericks" (2/2)
And her scansion’s all over the place. Anapestic/Dactlyic disgrace! What made ME want to beat ‘er? She mixed monometer With hexameter! Get me my mace! No, no…
Limerick Cycle for "Pretentiouslimericks" (1/2)
I’m a tutor who hails from Dubuke. There’s one student I’ve got to rebuke: Though I asked for a limer- Ick, there’s not a glimmer Of poetry from her; just…
Limerick Epic(ure)
A pretentious limerick writer Said aloud, “Come, I’ll pull an all nighter!” They then wrote a long saga, And set it to raga, AM came; gave to girl: “I’ll…