That's What She Said
“I ain’t aimin’ for a kiss.” Alternate Title: What He Said Alternate Body: “I ain’t askin’ for a kiss.”
Six Word Novel
Twitter had nothing on Hemingway when he wrote "For sale: baby shoes, never used". How many ideas, emotions, and themes can you convey using only six words? Based on the book "Not Quite What I was Planning", we have often used this in our writing group whenever projects start to get a little lengthy. You can also submit entries on Smith's website, but I thought it would be fun to do one here. Rules: -All entries must me no longer than 6 words. Obviously. -Contractions count as one word. That's it. Winner gets a kiss and a doughnut. Jape Prophets
Challengers
60 entriesMarjorie
I’m glad Marjorie isn’t here. Not. (\/) (0.0) (u u) /|_\
Wilting
......................... Our romance died before the roses.
There is only one way out
Men exaggerate. Women reproduce. Death culls. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Dying Embers
..[].. Torched, charred. Ashes. Lina - silenced forever. ..[]..
Stranded
--------------->It’s so cold. Where is death?<---------------
The Turning
The last mage remembers the word. *********************************
Six Words
The guns fell silent, gradually, resentfully. .............
Last Stand
Six bullets. Seven bandits. Boots on. ......................
The Magic Keyboard
Hmmm... B O M B *KABOOM* [Insert Text Sticks of Dynamite Here]
Birth Day (six words)
Today the runty Orc’s troubles began. _____________________________
Existence
Behold: the cosmic event of You. ..................................................... .....................................................
She licks her butt all day, and I wonder why her breath is bad
**********************My Chihuahua needs a breath mint. *************************
Six Words Squared
Hugged him but it wasn’t you. Red hot cheeks told my apology. Bought me a drink or two. Forgot you for only one night. Not sorry for what we did. I had to move…
Diet (TWO 6-word stories!)
Laziness prevents walking for fast food. Worst cook ever: produce rotted again.
Guilt
Would’ve never converted had you zipped. ------------------------------
Regret
Hungrier now, regretting the Canadian goose. ..............
Implication (Six words)
“What’s in the suitcase?” “Nothing safe.” oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Black Hole Theory
True randomness, can never be refined. _______________________________
Undead Usher in Unemployment
Compulsory cremation creates massive mortician malaise. Author’s note: 60 characters too short? Bah.